Please Stop Laughing

When Irene Biya died and went to heaven, she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her and asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Irene. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Paul Biya's clock?" asked Irene. "Biya's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan